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When porn has him lost at sea, throw him our life saver!


We LOVE this personal account we received from a MLNP.tv member who threw her sexy sailor a #realworldsex life saver!


I was on vacation in Miami with some friends during the the week of the Miami Boat Show. The city was packed with people coming in from all around the world – so while out with my girlfriends we befriend the crew of a private yacht composed entirely of handsome young New Zealanders. These boys were… yummy. I proceed to bring one of them back to my hotel room – a beautiful, 6′ 2″ sexy-as-all-hell, dark haired, deeply tanned 25-year-old who says my name with an accent. How could it get any better than this?!?

I forewarn you this is not a happy story.

In 5 minutes I have been whipped into TEN different positions, and not liking one second of it. As a 28 year old sexually confident woman I tell myself, “You can do this! TAKE CONTROL!” However after multiple tries of pinning him down and telling this boy to relax –  only to be flipped over again – I gave up.

“STOP! Stop! STOOOOPPP! Stop!”

“What’s wrong?” He asks.
“This is horrible.” No response. I then say, “You can’t possibly think this is good.”
“I didn’t think it was bad,” he says completely bewildered.
It hit me – this boy has never had a woman or girlfriend stick around long enough to show him this is not OK. I was about to give him the hardest truth but the greatest advice he would ever get,  “You sir have a lot to learn that I do not have time to teach – I suggest you find yourself a girlfriend – or start watching Make Love Not Porn.”

-Anonymous

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2 Responses to “When porn has him lost at sea, throw him our life saver!”

  1. modestyablaze

    OMG . . . perhaps he’d spent far too long at sea!!
    My Hubby is a New Zealander and I have to tell you he is always “Edmonds Sure (to rise)” . . . but slowly and patiently. So they are not ALL like your sailor.
    I hope he takes your advice though!!!

    Reply
  2. SHIRLEY MAYA TAN

    The real difference between boys and men – the way they understand the great divide between real world sex and pornified sex. Thank goodness for Makelovenotporn and Cindy Gallop.

    Reply

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