“I’ve always been of the opinion that, when it comes to sex, you shouldn’t walk into any situation with too many expectations. That said, it’s entirely healthy, constructive, and honestly really hot when someone goes into sex knowing what gets them off. The only downside to bedding a lady that awesome? She’s also very likely to know what turns her off too. Even the most adventurous, adaptable, and forgiving woman is still going to have a list of a few sexual faux pas that will put a hasty end to pretty much any romp.
Confession: I feel a little bad about even giving you guys this list. I’m not here to give you gentle humans of the Internet any more performance anxiety than you probably already have. Do yourself a favor and just enjoy these 64 things as fun, vaguely voyeuristic tidbits, not set-in-stone rules for sexual engagement. For every woman on this list who emphatically decries a bedroom move, there are probably ten women reading it who absolutely love that thing. The real takeaway from this list isn’t “here’s what to do and what not to do,” it’s “try like hell to be aware of every partner you have, because everyone likes different shit.”
1. “I don’t like it when they tell me to rub my clit while they fuck me. It’s my clit. I know when it needs more attention. I don’t need your permission to do so, bro. My clit and I go way back, longer than you and I do. I know what she needs.” – Ella, 29
2. “Saying ‘please’ after I’ve already said no makes you seem like a desperate child and I don’t fuck children.” – Kara, 31
3. “Lick in and around my ears.” – Anne, 28
4. “Baby talk.”– Sarah, 30″
There are 60 other equally cringe-worthy deal breakers on this list. You can find them here.