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12 Women Reveal Their Craziest Period Sex Stories / Cosmopolitan

If you menstruate, you might all too well know the feeling of being really turned on but also being on your period. At MLNP, we definitely don’t really see that as an obstacle. If you’re both okay with it, why not? Periods are a very normal part of having a #realworldbody if you’re equipped with the parts that menstruate. Cosmo has rounded up a couple of crazy stories that their readers submitted, and we liked this idea so much that we wanted to share some with you. 

Written by Lane Moore for Cosmopolitan. Originally published on April 15th, 2015.


“I hooked up with this guy I met through friends one night at the bar. I went home with him and we went to his backyard where there was a huge boat. It was really dark, but we had sex on the boat. The next morning, back at home, I woke with a hangover and realized that I had gotten my period. I just assumed it happened at home, but I soon learned that wasn’t the case. Turns out the boat I was on belonged to the guy’s father and they had a planned fishing trip the next day. When his father went out to get the boat ready, he found blood all over. Needless to say he panicked and went to wake everyone up and check on them. The guy figured it out when his father woke him and he saw himself and his clothes (which he had slept in). I was mortified when he called me. I was too drunk to realize, and he thought I was just really wet. I assumed he would never speak to me again. I didn’t exactly want to see him again. But despite having to explain to his father and having to clean the boat, he still called me. We hooked up up a few more times — in a bed, not on a boat.” —Lisa, 37

“I was arguing with my fuck buddy because of the horrible day-two mood swings. Finally he told me to meet him at an old firehouse to “talk.” I pulled up, got in the car, and before I knew it, I was in the backseat sucking face like my life depended on it. Then I remembered it was day two and car sex was not an option. He was completely unfazed by the thought of a mess and proceeded to turn me on like crazy. Finally I relaxed and the panties came off. Before I could even protest, he pulled out my tampon and threw it out the window! We then proceed to have the dirtiest makeup sex of my life. When we were done, it looked like we had murdered a small animal. We cleaned up as best we could and managed to not stain the seats. Although this was slightly disturbing, it was totally sexy how nothing was going to stop him from giving me the big O.” —Alyssa, 18

“I was super horny one night my freshman year of college, and I started hooking up with a friend of a friend at a party. I took him back to my dorm and told him I’d be right back. After running to the bathroom, I remembered I had my period, so I took my tampon out and returned to my bedroom and decided not to tell the kid what was going on down there, as I was pretty desperate for some P-in-V action that night. He found out eventually as he was fingering me and proceeded to wipe his hand down my wall. In the morning, when my floor friends came in to talk, they looked at me horrified when they saw the bloody handprint the guy had made … And instantly knew what had happened.” —Sarah, 21

“I was going through a bad breakup, and I just wanted to have a random hookup. My friend introduced me to this guy, I went over to his house, and things started getting hot and heavy, [and] he decided to go down on me. While he was down there, I started my period. Blood everywhere: sheets, his face — it was mortifying. This was the first time we ever hung out, and I had to buy him new sheets. But he was a trooper about it; he just went and brushed his teeth. He became a great friend with benefits. Nothing could have been more awkward than that.” —Kayla, 19

Got your own #realworldperiodsex story? Better yet, do you have a #realworldperiodsexvideo? We’d love to hear from you! Email us at

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