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Make #inthekitchen Love Not Porn!


Hey good lookin’ whatcha got cookin’? How about cookin’ up some #inthekitchen action to go along with this week’s sizzling spread of #onthetable, #againstthefridge, #besidetheskillet #realworldsex!

A surefire favorite of anyone who’s been lucky enough to have or have had a kitchen counter with a height perfectly suited for getting it on against – Hello, kitchen manufacturers, you need to factor this requirement into your designs! – this week’s edition, Make #inthekitchen Love, is all about getting out of the frying pan and into the fire and all other cooking and sex related puns.

Bunny bakes an entire cake just to get Bear to lick icing off of everything but said cake…VonBettie cools off and heats up by using a cucumber as her very own eco-sex toy…Redfox take advantage of a kid-free house and have an #againsthecounter quickie…LoveandLasagna get so turned on by the breakfast they’re making that they stop to make love instead…Colin/Gray seamlessly pair #realworldsex with breakfast, lunch, and dinner…Violet+Rye introduce their fave appliance (the hitachi magic wand) to their already gadget-filled kitchen…and much, much more!

Making#inthekitchenLoveNotPorn…

VonBettie

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VonBettie’s girlfriend can’t seem to keep her eyes or the camera off of her! Fresh from a hot shower, VonBettie spots the cucumber GF, Ember, thoughtfully laid out for her on the kitchen counter and quickly decides to engage in some eco sex action, co-starring the cucumber and her trusty Hitachi magic wand. Sultry, hot, and also super sweet, this #inthekitchen romp is unlike anything we’ve seen at MLNP.tv! Watch VonBettie tell the story in her intro video below:


Colin/Gray

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In this #inthekitchen video, Colin/Gray start out with a sizzling breakfast romp, indulge in a lakeside lunch picnic and re-enact an “X rated cooking show” for dinner. Despite what time of day (or meal) it is, these two can’t get enough of each other, which is what makes it so very delectable to watch! Colin takes full advantage of the counter being the perfect height to bend Gray over, and both halves of this dynamic duo stay super turned on by the view of each other cooking in the nude. This video will surely inspire to cook up some kitchen magic if your own!


Bunnyfucksbear

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Bunny calls Bear into the kitchen for advice on frosting a cake but it’s really just an excuse to get her adoring partner to lick her all over. Things quickly heat up in this #inthekitchen romp, with Bear kissing every inch of the accomplished chef. Making good use of a kitchen counter that is the perfect height for sex, Bunny and Bear prove how sweet and fun domestic downtime can be! With a finale that sees our lovers collapsing on the kitchen floor, this equally hot and adorable video is an instant classic.


RedFox

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With the kids away, Red and Fox realize that for the first time in a long time they have the house to themselves! Peeking around the corner of the living room while Red watches television, Fox beckons her husband to come enjoy a kitchen quickie. Red eagerly obliges, and soon has his wife half-dressed and pinned over the counter just the way she wanted.

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Is it just me or does it seem the lady half of Redfox has enough sexy negligees to inspire even a French woman to spice up her collection? This video by our fave Irish MLNPstars is a blue print for how to spend your evening after work: Step 1: Happen upon naughty wench outfit you forgot you had while looking for something else, Step 2: Put it on, get on the kitchen table and wait for your lover to come home. I think you can guess what happens in Step 3…


Violet + Rye

Bless Violet+Rye for giving Madam Curator what she wants without even having to ask! In this video, something so rarely given its due in #pornworldsex – I’ll call it the toytime assist – is brought into well-deserved focus. Because, who doesn’t like a helping hand while laying down on the floor with your favorite toy? Bonus: erotic shots of their kitchen and coffee because, this is Violet+Rye guys, come on.

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To celebrate their first day off together in quite some time, Violet+Rye get naked, break out their “special occasion” bourbon and have #Smack-dabInTheMiddleOfTheKitchen #realworldsex. My favorite moment? Watching Violet’s spine arch more and more over the kitchen counter while Rye works a hitachi magic wand between her legs.


Rickat

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In their second ever stunningly cinematic video for MLNP, MLNPstars rickat heated things up in the kitchen! With a palpable passion for each other and a love of film editing, the result of this duo capturing their #realworldsex is really striking. Starting off in the kitchen with some hot #backdoor action, #toytime and sultry lingerie, this video packs a punch throughout the whole 37 minutes. Bonus: some delectable #downtown action and an extremely clever camera rig that gives us the unique privilege of watching them from right above their bed!


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These two will use any excuse to get it on. This time, they’re in the kitchen about to make breakfast but quickly decide that what they really want to do is make love. Not only will you marvel at their morning energy as they bounce from position to position, but you’ll love the way their bodies interlock to create a soundtrack of pleasure.


Wanna show off the magic you cook up in your own kitchen? Email us at curators@mlnp.tv! xo

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